Kobe Helps A High Schoolers Get Out Of Final Exam, Does He Hate Education?

@kobebryant PLEASE IF YOU RETWEET THIS WE DONT HAVE TO TAKE THE FINAL PLEASE RT @kobebryant ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ pic.twitter.com/frr6MR9bZP — Lul Yoひngsta‼️ (@WilliamPate36) May 18, 2017 Hope you have an A in this class https://t.co/ABKeJSHPZc — Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) May 18, 2017 The Kobe I know doesn’t take shortcuts, or look for the easy way out. #NotMyMamba Let’s get to the nitty gritty here, and the … Continue reading Kobe Helps A High Schoolers Get Out Of Final Exam, Does He Hate Education?

DON’T Tape Kobe and His Family While They’re Eating

Downside to being the most famous basketball player in the world, you’re not going to be able to go out to brunch after your kids soccer matches without everyone looking at you and taking pictures. So when Kobe saw a table next to him this weekend videotaping him and his family, Mamba stared him down with something vicious, and the video ends immediately after. Because … Continue reading DON’T Tape Kobe and His Family While They’re Eating

Stay Away from the Lakers, Kobe

Talking with Mike Bresnahan, a bearded Kobe stated how he’s been in contact with new Lakers coach Luke Walton (yeah, I forgot that was a thing too), and would “love to come by” practices. Going further to say he’ll “be there” for those youngsters. Let me give some advice to both Kobe and the Lakers: stay away from each other. Don’t text, don’t talk, don’t … Continue reading Stay Away from the Lakers, Kobe

You HAVE to See These NBA-Inspired Tattoos

Don’t want, but need Steve Butcher to tat Steph Curry crying while he threw his temper tantrum and mouth guard during the Finals, thanks. Steve’s out in New Zealand, which feels like a waste of talent, and definitely not the place to maximize his profits. Boys out in LA will pay you thousands for some of your Kobe tattoos, Steve. I don’t even get how … Continue reading You HAVE to See These NBA-Inspired Tattoos

For Some Bananas Reason, Kobe’s Starring in Food Delivery Commercials in China

He can’t possibly need the money. For the love of God, Kobe, you can’t possibly need the money this much. I’ll start that rumor though. Kobe’s got the same gambling addiction that Jordan had. It’s the competitiveness in them. Because I doubt you saw it, but Kobe starred in a Chinese food delivery commercial, similar to GrubHub here. And it’s the most stereotypical commercial that … Continue reading For Some Bananas Reason, Kobe’s Starring in Food Delivery Commercials in China

Did Kobe Get LITTTTTT With Snoop Dogg?

Late Wednesday, and early Thursday, a picture started circulating of Kobe and Snoop together. Well actually, a few photos. There was this first photo, which was harmless, but at the same time extremely dope (no pun intended yet). As a retirement gift, Snoop tricked out a convertible in Lakers colors, and legendary Lakers on the front. Check it out below: Snoop kind’ve ruined it by … Continue reading Did Kobe Get LITTTTTT With Snoop Dogg?

Shaq’s Son Gets New Coach: MAMBA

Via TMZ Sports: A new O’Neal is teaming up with Kobe Bryant to make basketball history … Shaq‘s son Shareef … who says Kobe offered to give him 1-on-1 training this summer … and he accepted. Yes, that Kobe Bryant … the same one Shareef’s father used to hate with a white hot passion. Shareef dropped the news on us while leaving the Four Seasons in Beverly … Continue reading Shaq’s Son Gets New Coach: MAMBA

Friendly Reminder That Kobe’s Prom Was Better Than Yours

Prom season in high schools across the country, so don’t even worry about going on Instagram the next week or so if you’ve got folks in that demographic. Nobody how great their proms look, or how great yours is, here’s a friendly reminder from your Crossover Report family. It wasn’t better than Kobe Bryant’s. Not even close. At 17 years old, before he even got … Continue reading Friendly Reminder That Kobe’s Prom Was Better Than Yours

Someone Bid 15k for Air from Kobe’s Last Game

This isn’t the first time something like this happened, and it certainly won’t be the final time. Because there are more stupid people now than ever. This breed of stupid people isn’t dumb though, they must’ve been honing it for years. Bidding for the Kobe air started at $1 on Ebay, and things took a drastic turn when numbers went up to $13,000 in a … Continue reading Someone Bid 15k for Air from Kobe’s Last Game

Buddy Hield predicts Kobe’s big night

“Blown Away” was the phrase Kobe used to describe Buddy Hields performance against Oregon in the Elite Eight. Kobe had never been to a March Madness game before but was lucky enough to catch College hoops best scorer go off for 37. After that game Hield said, “As soon as I saw Kobe was here, I knew I had to put on a show. Blame it … Continue reading Buddy Hield predicts Kobe’s big night